This post was originally featured on mdrntoday.com

In life, there are some things you should say and some things you shouldn't. Likewise, there are some t-shirts that are better left unworn. Some things just don't translate well onto cotton; here are a few of them.

Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time

Sure, we'll take that shortcut. What's the worst that could happen? This, Jim. You've grounded the boat in the middle of stagnant swamp water. And if it's Florida, there are likely alligators somewhere around that see us as a tasty snack. Good job, man. At least we're highly visible, I guess.

Which Class Did She Skip?

College. It has two e's. Or perhaps she really loves getting numerous bits of paper and sticking them on a backing sheet. The stereotypical blondeness, though, does make us lean toward the first option. Perhaps her first schoolbook should be a dictionary with the two words highlighted.